Guess what this week is, Vegas Golden Knights fans? That's right, it's Christmas week! It's the best holiday (aside from a birthday) for giving Golden Knights gear and accessories, brightening up everyone's day. It's also a good time to appreciate the finer things in life, whether it's friends, family, or merely having a roof over your head.
For Golden Knights fans, times might be rough. You're missing top superstars such as Jack Eichel, Shea Theodore, and William Karlsson. That's a lot of offensive firepower to not have, specifically if you're looking to win a second Stanley Cup.
However, you're in a playoff spot, which matters right now. That's big, especially for players like Mitch Marner, who can simply look over at his old team and see a hot mess. Imagine playing for Craig Berube's squad and seeing a sinking Titanic. Man, that couldn't be me!
But let's look over at the Pacific Division and decorate it like a Christmas tree. This time, we're centering everything around Christmas presents, ranging from the most awe-inspiring to the most dreadful. Leave some milk and cookies for Santa because it's the season to be jolly!
Vegas Golden Knights: A new car
It always seems like there's a new Lamborghini or Bugatti in the Golden Knights' garage every season. It doesn't matter if it's Jack Eichel, Mitch Marner, or Tomas Hertl. The Golden Knights always bring in sex appeal, making them one of the premier teams in the NHL.
Edmonton Oilers: Playstation 5
Sleek, modern, and has awesome aspects, the Oilers are akin to the modern gaming console that has taken over many people's lives. The only problem can they move past a more family-friendly console known as the Nintendo Switch (Florida Panthers)? That's the big question for Edmonton.
Anaheim Ducks: A trip to Italy
Allow me to give you a Simpsons clip that perfectly explains this pick.
The Anaheim Ducks are like a trip to Italy. Everyone loves them and they would always choose them over France. The young group hits hard with a potent offense, ranging from Leo Karlsson to Mason MacTavish.
San Jose Sharks: A trip to France
On the other end are the San Jose Sharks, who would be the least favorite team when compared to the Ducks. Sure, they got Macklin Celebrini and a young, exciting core. But are they as good as the Ducks right now? Do they even have a Stanley Cup in their franchise history?
Los Angeles Kings: Underwear and a pair of socks
Let's be honest. This isn't a sexy pick among Christmas lovers. However, it's reliable because your old pair started getting worn out. This pick should be celebrated mostly for its dependability when you need it most. Plus, comfort!
Calgary Flames: An ugly sweater
There isn't much to get excited about with this gift. It feels itchy, irritable, and isn't too popular among hockey fans. Then again, your grandma made this with a ton of love. You can't necessarily hate it as much as you should (at least in front of your own grandmother).
Vancouver Canucks: A pair of Canucks tickets
Full disclosure: I had a ton of fun when I went to Rogers Arena last season. Vancouver is honestly a cool place to watch a hockey game, especially with Whistler two hours north. However, the team isn't as exciting, trading away stars like Quinn Hughes and J.T. Miller.
Seattle Kraken: Lump of coal
A greater expansion story needs something that reflects its standing in the division. So why not give them a lump of coal to go with it? Seattle's back to sitting at the bottom of the Pacific Division again and it looks like there are no signs of things turning around.