Late night thoughts about... snacks

Have you ever had something so appetizing that it was worth the money? Granted, it might've cost you a massive loan that you'll never pay off. However, you look back on it and wonder, "Will I ever have something like this ever again?"

Well, there's something like this at T-Mobile Arena. You must get this contraption if you're watching the Vegas Golden Knights for another home game.

A month ago, these were all the rage. This Zamboni contains chicken tenders and seasoned fries. Of course, you also get two choices of sauces. For me, mine were barbeque sauce and ranch. You can't go wrong with these two classics, for they score a goal on flavor and tanginess.

Yes, I did have this treat on October 26 against the San Jose Sharks. It was the anti-insufferable version of out-of-touch celebrities singing John Lennon's "Imagine". Imagine listening to self-absorbed millionaires singing songs while people are worried about losing their jobs.

Anyways, this treat was a party in your mouth with different herbs and spices hitting your mouth. There were four tenders and enough fries to fill you throughout the game. If you have a wave of salted, fried goodness in your mouth while watching the Golden Knights demolish the Sharks, you're living the good life. Praise the Golden Knights owner, Bill Foley, for this amazing concoction.

But that's not the only beautiful thing about the tender box

Having food inside of a miniature Zamboni is equivalent to eating ice cream inside a baseball helmet. It just tastes much better with food inside of the contraption. It feels like you're at a hockey game, driving the machine itself. But that's not the only great quality of the snack box.

You also get to KEEP the souvenir box. That's right. $30 and the thing is all yours. It's no wonder it became such a massive hit with Vegas Golden Knights fans. Everyone loves additional free additives with their food, whether it's birthday candles or money inside your cake (just don't eat it). But don't take my word for it.

This was such a massive hit that it must've boosted the net worth of Bill Foley by $500 million (and the Golden Knights's net worth). If the Henderson Silver Knights want to get people to their games despite the team being bottom-feeders, they should try something similar to this.

Sure, the tender Zamboni box fad passed under a month ago. It might also cost $30 to obtain, hammering your bank account upon purchase. However, it's worth getting this delectable item once on your next visit to T-Mobile Arena. You won't regret having a nice souvenir to put on your shelf. God bless America for the tender Zamboni.