The Vegas Golden Knights as... fast food restaurants

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The average Las Vegas resident loves fast food as much as they love the Vegas Golden Knights. It doesn't matter if fans are grabbing a bite from In-N-Out or Whataburger, people in Sin City are obsessed with these delectable items. Eating these food items is like watching Tomas Hertl or Jack Eichel score an incredible goal.

Regardless of whether you're grabbing a pre-game bite or eating something after a hard-earned victory, the hit of a juicy burger feels right. Sometimes, it feels like that meat is flaccid and lifeless after a Golden Knights loss. It leaves you asking for the manager, demanding a new burger or refund.

That's why it's vital to take the good for the bad and celebrate the Golden Knights winning. The little things in life make everything better, whether they taste, look, or feel great. Sometimes, all you need is a little sandwich with some fries and a milkshake to make life much more enjoyable.

Therefore, let's combine the two loves together and turn it into a fun post. It's something that means a lot to Las Vegas, whether you live in the general area or are a simple tourist. With both topics being of major discussion and worship, fans will appreciate something that takes on the lighter side of both recreations.

Who does Jack Eichel compare to in the fast food realm? What about Tomas Hertl or Mark Stone? It's time to play a little word association game and see which Golden Knights stars have similar parallels to America's favorite institutions. It's time to get your favorite milkshake and burger order ready, folks! The Golden Knights are hitting the drive-thru!

Jack Eichel as... In-N-Out Burger

Now, some people will say that Eichel should be a Whataburger type based on some Vegas Golden Knights fans being in Texas. That's a fair assessment given the regional difference. But the league leader in points (eight this season) deserves something with a West Coast-flair. After all, numerous Californians have flooded Las Vegas for a cheaper lifestyle.

Watching Jack Eichel play hockey is similar to ordering a fresh double-double animal-style. A wave of unparalleled flavor and juiciness takes over the game. It's something that people will line up their cars for miles, hoping to get the No. 9 experience. It could also lead to winning the Hart Memorial Trophy, a first in Golden Knights history.

Mark Stone as... Chick-fil-A

I don't know if Mark Stone spends time on Sunday praying to our lord, Marc-Andre Fleury, for blessings. However, one thing's for certain: He's a massive hit with Golden Knights fans. Like the Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich, his two-way game has juiciness and flavor, enticing the taste buds of Golden Knights fans everywhere. That's why he's tied atop the points board with Eichel with eight.

He has also shared similarities with the fast food restaurant based on availability. You see, dear reader, Chick-fil-A is closed every Sunday because the company prays to our hockey god in Fleury. The Captain has dealt with injuries in the past three seasons, ranging from back problems to a lacerated spleen. His limited availability has led him to play 136 games for the team in the past three seasons heading into 2024-25.

Tomas Hertl as... Whataburger

If Jack Eichel is In-N-Out Burger, there must be an alternative to the four-time All-Star. That person must come from a heated rival who has history with the Vegas Golden Knights. Where, oh where, can one find such a person? Have no fear because Tomas Hertl is here. He serves as a parallel to Whataburger, a solid alternative for Golden Knights fans on gameday.

Much like a vanilla shake, his offensive game is thick and sweet. He's great in all situations, whether it's five-on-five or with the man advantage. Hertl can also redirect shots if needed, giving fans a flavorful blast of excellent hockey. "Fun must be always," especially when eating at Whataburger. The former San Jose Sharks forward exemplifies this every game, leaving fans with a great taste in their mouths. They should start calling it, "Whatahertl."

Ivan Barbashev as... Taco Bell

Mark Stone and Eichel need a running mate on the top line who can skate fast. That forward must appear like he's running on every shift, going for countless breakaway opportunities. That person is Ivan Barbashev and his style is like Taco Bell: It gives his opponents the bad case of the runs.

The Russian winger knocks opposing defenders right in the stomach. It doesn't matter if he's dishing out bean and cheese burritos in the form of hip checks or blazing past defenders like a cheesy gordita crunch in a stomach. Barbashev adds more to the top line than people realize. That's what makes him tough to face every game, for he'll hit your gut extremely hard.

Shea Theodore as... McDonald's

Some Vegas Golden Knights stars have a specific specialty in their games. They come through in key situations, whether it's Tomas Hertl on the power play or William Karlsson on the penalty kill. But Shea Theodore comes through in many spots, making him a valuable member of the Vegas Golden Knights.

That's why he's comparable to McDonald's. He's been forgotten by some fans over the years. However, he's versatile and serves more than one purpose. Need a power play attack with some meat? Theodore delivers passes like Big Mac's. Maybe you're looking for a simple running mate on the attack? The defenseman specializes in this as well, distributing pucks like McNuggets. That's why he has four assists to start the season.

Adin Hill as... Farmer Boys

I don't know how this association came to fruition. Maybe it's Farmer Boys being a simple concept that caters to all times of the day. It doesn't matter if you're looking for breakfast or a BBQ crunch cheeseburger box. They deliver at any time of the day. That's been Adin Hill's calling card the past couple of seasons prior to 2024-25.

Yes, he might be off to a slow start to begin the season. However, he has performed well in the past two full seasons. That includes a save percentage of .915 in his Stanley Cup-winning season, where he also had a GAA of 2.50 in 25 games started. That's good for an original backup goaltender who won the starting job. The only question is if he can sustain that play. Will he emerge on top or get hurt in the process?

Brett Howden as... Starbucks

Technically, Starbucks is a coffee shop that sells various intricacies for starting the morning. However, it does have a drive-thru, so we're counting it here. As for the Vegas Golden Knights star associated with Starbucks? That would be none other than Brett Howden. The journeyman forward has gotten off to a fast start, scoring two goals in four games.

Howden delivers an espresso shot of energy on the lower lines, creating countless odd-man rushes and breakaways. He has a nice forechecking game, causing numerous turnovers that lead to these situations. The forward's game is akin to a vanilla bean frappuccino: He stays cool under pressure and handles anything without any complaints.

Pavel Dorofeyev as... Little Caesar's

Now, some people will say this is an unfair comparison. How can Pavel Dorofeyev be similar to Little Caesar's? He deserves a strong comparison like Jack Eichel. Here's the thing, dear reader. Dorofeyev's goals are Hot N'Ready, giving the second line plenty of juice. The Russian winger has quick moves that remind some hockey fans of Pavel Datsyuk, giving the Vegas Golden Knights plenty of bite.

Sure, his comparison might not be as strong as Eichel's or what Tomas Hertl has. However, it's fitting given his offensive style. He can rush down the ice for a breakaway or odd-man rush, crashing into the goaltender at will. That's something Golden Knights fans expect more of this season, especially if the wing position gets better.

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