Bonus: Jonathan Marchessault as... Jigglypuff
Jonathan Marchessault enters the NHL off-season as a free agent. Marchessault and general manager Kelly McCrimmon begin contract negotiations. The winger wants a five-year deal, which McCrimmon can't do. McCrimmon offers deferred money, sending the 5'9" forward in a huff like the Pokemon. Marchessault's microphone was a marker all along as he drew on McCrimmon's face before joining Jason Aldean for a U.S.A. tour. Now? Marchessault is a C-Tier player for an F-Tier team. Perfect! Nashville isn't happy and neither is Disney.