2. The Case for the NHL All-Star Game Jerseys
This guy helped design the NHL All-Star jerseys. Yes, the guy that looks like a Great Value version of Kurtis Conner. He designed the jerseys that look like they were made from Play-Doh. I bet Gary Bettman took one look at those jerseys and was like, "Looks fine to me!"
You can also say this looks like something out of Mario Party.
"Oh look! Mario's representing the Pacific Division, straight outta Seattle! Toad's coming out of the Atlantic for Tampa Bay! Is that... Princess Peach representing New York from the Metropolitan? OMG, IT IS!"
You'd have to ask yourself if the representatives were fighting for the most stars on the party board as opposed to playing a hockey game. Who knows? You might see Auston Matthews playing against Connor McDavid in "Crazy Cutters"!