4 actors that must play one of the Golden Knights
Last season's Stanley Cup run was pure cinema for Vegas Golden Knights fans. There are four actors that would be perfect for a cinematic film.
You're wondering what a picture of Chris Hemsworth is doing as the main pic here. There's an actor on a hockey site, which feels out of place. Granted, he does look like a good actor to play a Swedish hockey player. Yet, you probably have some questions...
"What is Thor doing on a Vegas Golden Knights blog? Shouldn't he be with Captain America and Iron Man putting Thanos out of his misery?"
Well, dear reader, imagine if a movie about the team's 2022-23 Stanley Cup run was being shot. It would highlight how they started on a Stanley Cup run in 2017-18, helping the community overcome a tragic mass shooting that happened a week before the regular season's start. Although they didn't win it all, hope was on the horizon.
Then it was a series of trials and tribulations, with one head coach fired after blowing a 3-1 lead. The head coach that won the series takes over, leading them to two straight semifinals. The next season, he misses the postseason and is gone, being replaced with a new head coach from Boston. He's got a reputation for being unfriendly, yet he got the job done.
Granted, the Golden Knights didn't have the same Hollywood ending as last season, getting bounced by that same head coach from before. However, fans saw their team walk off to the sunset with the Stanley Cup, standing atop the mountain.
So what does that have to do with Chris Hemsworth in this blog? Why will he play an integral role in telling the story of Vegas's past triumph? Dear reader, prepare to have your mind blown because there will be a surprising correlation. That's because the actor for Thor will play the role of...
William Karlsson, played by Chris Hemsworth
This is too perfect for William Karlsson. Chris Hemsworth has played a character of (presumably) Viking origin, and he would grow his hair out like Thor. It's a perfect marriage between a hockey player and a potential fantasy casting for Karlsson.
The actor from theThor films would also have a side story of him and his wife rescuing a dog from a Korean dog meat trade. It would tell how the dog, Obi, would become an integral part of his Vegas Golden Knights career, endearing viewers and fans alike. Of course, there would be other parts of the story, including his love for soccer.
All the ladies would get a view of a shirtless Australian portraying a Swedish hockey star. Imagine Hemsworth giving Karlsson's famous "Day F****** One" speech before the credits hit. The star holds a beer up to the crowd, building the story for his friend to be introduced. He embraces his buddy for winning the Conn Smythe trophy as he douses himself in another beer. Of course, that playoff MVP would be played by none other than...
Paul Rudd playing Jonathan Marchessault
The Ant-Man star is almost the same height as the former Conn Smythe winner (Rudd is 5'10", Marchessault is 5'9") and nearly has the same build. Considering that Rudd still looks young at the age of 55, it wouldn't be a surprising casting to see happen.
Of course, the Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire movie star would also embody many of the goofy traits that Marchessault has. He would be a free spirit, brightening up the audience with his infectious personality. Fans would probably wonder if No. 81 would crack one of Rudd's more famous quotes to boot.
"Hey!"
"Look at us!"
"Who would've thought?" (from Hemsworth)
"Not me!"
As Hemsworth greets his fellow drunken buddy on stage, the Ant-Man star gives his impassioned speech about being with the Vegas Golden Knights and his journey to the Stanley Cup. The boys down another beer as the fans rejoice, with the most coveted trophy in sports held up once again.
Then, after the credits roll, Paul Rudd is in a conga line with a group of children. He's hoisting the Stanley Cup above his head, directing the cameraman to head that way with him. It would be a lighthearted moment that would cap off the hard work put in by Vegas.
Alex Pietrangelo, played by Edward Norton
Originally, the pick was going to be Alec Martinez being played by James Franco. The pick was almost perfect, with a potential appearance by Seth Rogan as an Edmonton Oiler and his patented laugh. It was nearly perfect except for one minor detail: James Franco has been accused numerous times of sexual misconduct. That includes some advances toward an underaged girl, which wouldn't be good for the film (or Martinez).
Instead, let's stick with Alex Pietrangelo being cast by Edward Norton. The American History X star has been known to be difficult to deal with, which would be up Pietrangelo's alley. Ask Leon Draisaitl how hard it is to face an incoming Canadian defenseman. It's not fun and it leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth.
Still, Edward Norton maintains a strong work ethic the same way Pietrangelo does on the ice. With his penchant for going hard on every play, it makes sense that the defenseman would be portrayed by a hardworking actor like Norton. After all, the Boston native knows how to perfect a role, which would be a good fit for playing the former St. Louis Blue. They just need the Fight Club star to grow a beard.
Paul Cotter, played by Danny McBride
The Eastbound & Down star already has some experience playing an athlete, portraying Kenny Powers. He's a retired major league pitcher who returns to his small town in North Carolina as a substitute physical education teacher. Who says he can't play a burly hockey player who delivers punishing hits to his opponents?
That's who should play Paul Cotter, for the forward is known for being a hockey brute. He was tied for 16th in the NHL in hits (233) and has plenty of size (6'2", 213 lbs). It makes perfect sense for a brash actor to play a hard-hitting native of Canton, Michigan. Imagine if Cotter comes out dressed as Kenny Powers for a hockey game. Gary Bettman would fall over and faint from this episode.
Of course, this is all in good fun. Sin City hockey fans can have fun with casting their own choices for their beloved Vegas Golden Knights. However, given Paul Cotter's big frame and physical play, there's no better choice for him than the Eastbound & Down star.
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