Election day thoughts about... leaders
The 2024 Presidential Election is underway, which means one thing. It's time to pick out a candidate for the next cycle.
Every four years in November, the United States has a massive battle between Republicans and Democrats. This year is no different, with the 2024 Election pitting Democrat Kamala Harris against Republican Donald Trump. Who will win? Which side will have a massive temper tantrum once they lose and pout in the corner?
Well, there's one person who doesn't pout and cry in a corner: Mark Stone. The Vegas Golden Knights forward is a captain for a reason, scoring 94 goals and 182 assists in seven seasons. The Captain has also made his mark in the postseason, scoring 32 goals and 32 assists during the Stanley Cup playoffs with Vegas.
Since more people are growing tired of the constant bickering, there's one candidate who could appeal to the masses. This person wears his passion and emotions on his sleeve, inspiring everyone to be the best. Plus, he plays for the Golden Knights, which is a bonus.
But we must change the rules in this hypothetical scenario. First, foreign-born citizens will get the laissez-faire to run for the President's office. That means people like Arnold Schwarzenegger will become the U.S. President one day. Who doesn't want to see the Terminator run for the Oval Office? Maybe Trump? Regardless, Golden Knights fans know who this passionate player is and how he'd be an effective leader of the free world.
Everyone should vote for Mark Stone, Vegas Golden Knights captain
If you're disenfranchised with an orange man running for office and don't like someone who cackles, Mark Stone is the perfect choice for the next election. There are many things he'll do to ensure the country runs more efficiently.
For starters, everyone would get October 31st off. That isn't because it's Halloween. Rather, it's traditionally Nevada Day, which celebrates the Silver State being admitted to the Union (October 31, 1864). The United States must celebrate Nevada's various contributions, whether it's giving us the city of Las Vegas or an endless amount of silver.
The Vegas Golden Knights forward would also do well with healthcare, giving everyone who watches hockey free access. Stone knows first-hand how crucial it is, considering he's dealt with a lacerated spleen. Why not give back to NHL fans (and hockey fans in general) by checking up on them? It's Canadian hospitality given to the United States.
He would also give free zamboni rides and hockey tickets to fans in any local area. Everyone loves a good NHL game, especially when they get to ride on a zamboni. Therefore, rides are on the house and everyone can enjoy 60 minutes of a fun game on the ice.
Hopefully, Golden Knights fans will get a chance to elect one of their own players in the next election. Granted, it's a long shot given the 2024 Election is being decided. However, Stone has the leadership to lead a hockey team to the Stanley Cup. Therefore, your vote should go to the Captain leading the free world to prosperity.